User:Fandy~enwiki
Fandy: The biggest member of the highlands, with the ability to eat anything and not catch any illness, including chronic AJ brain defectiveness and breasts the size of ripe water melons filled with 10 gallons of water.
Also the ability to beat anyone at PES4 by getting all men sent off simply by the opposition looking in their direction, inturn creating a vortex that pulls the referee's arm up straight away either giving a penalty or a red card for the opposition player.
Fuelled mostly by anything he can find thats edible and large quantities of Bru, he has ammassed a small fortune in food in one of his many stomachs.
Family guy is probably the only program he can watch on Television because of this chronic eating disorder, he idolizes Peter, also of large proportions in the belly and breasts area.
The nickname came about simply by being a more then average "Andy" to spell something more suitable for a person of such holding in the highlands and so was born "Fandy".